Wot Jon finks

Stu's into haiku
Wonder how long it will last
Just another fad?

Help complete the following Haiku..

I like bikes because......

Bikes don't last forever, people

I need a new chain?
It's only thirteen years old...
Under warranty?

Not another price rise...

How much does that cost?
It wasn't that much last week!
You havin' a laff?

Genesis Flyer

Lean, mean, green fixed-gear machine

It's the way forwards....

Sharon is at it too.....

Returned from my ride
Damn it is snowing again
Need hot cuppa' tea!

Credit Crunch Haiku

Bike needs fixing - NO!
I need to rob the bank now
Should I walk instead?